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Reblog if your ask is always open.

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bianca-del-rude:

Mom: I could have married Lord Farquad but I married Shrek.
Me: Why would you marry Lord Farquad? He’s short.
Mom: But he’s rich.
Me: He’s short and rapes cookies or tortures them. We don’t know he probably raped Gingey.
Mom: You take things too literally.

i like how you say “he’s short” like its just as bad as him torturing someone

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Tom Waits - Eggs and Sausage

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janiedean:

ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?

I’m old.

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poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

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shout out to my kik friends

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black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

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